A beautifully set table is enhanced when you learn these simple napkin folding skills, or You can use this as an amazing dinner party trick. This is a simple step by step guide how to fold napkin as an erect penis. Enjoy!      

  Well its pretty straight forward....BIG BOOBS.They claim to be the biggest, You be the judge.  

    Well this isnt something you see every day, or maybe it is (lucky bugger). Either way the camera man was in the right spot at the right time, and for that we thank you. Now im not sure if some random dude just cruised over and flashed his junk or its her partner, interpreter please, LMFAO. But either way its a show i wouldnt mind watching and even trying to join in, hell who wouldnt.   Check out the video below. Dont look away, shes a pouncer LOL …

Scientists at MIT (Mammary Institute of Technology) have discovered a new force, quite possibly the most powerful yet. Researchers have dubbed this new force "breast gravity." It is the nearly irresistible force that draws men's eyes down to women's breasts."The idea came to me out of the blue," says team leader Frank Leerer. "I was walking along the beach with a colleague of mine, and we saw a woman in a string bikini. 'Check out the globes on her!' h …

  When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend's  father, who I believe suspected me of wanting to place my hands on his  daughter's chest. He would open the door and immediately affect a  good-naturely murderous expression, holding out a handshake that, when  gripped, felt like it could squeeze carbon into diamonds Now, years later, it is my turn to be the dad. Remembering how unfairly  persecuted I felt when I would pick up my da …

Now every bloke can admit that boobs are freakin' fantastic. They're great eye candy and nice to touch and what's better is that boobs have more tricks up their sleeve. And to prove it we've found clips that show some impressive titty tricks, from unscrewing beer bottles to squashing beer cans with massive cans. God bless chest-cushions! Warning - May cause arousal!

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Coors put its slogan, "Turn it loose," into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer from diarrhea." Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux." Clairol introduced the "Mist Stick", a curling iron into German only to find out that "mist" is slang for manure. Not too many people had use for the "manure stick." When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same …

1. You've gotta 'introduce' yourself to Mr. Penis, i.e., 'Hi! I'm Shirley! Nice to meet ya, big guy!'. Don't dive on him like he's a raw piece of meat and you're a starving pitbull! Be gentle. Stroke him nice and easy. Make friends first. 2. When (Not 'IF') giving oral sex, don't suck so hard that you make an industrial vacuum cleaner appear as a dust buster and suck the man's eyeballs out of his sockets. Mr. Penis is a sensitive 'guy'. Be gentle. Cont …

Technical Support NeededDesperately seeking technical support: I'm currently running the latest version of Girlfriend and havingsome problems. I've heen running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 all along as my primaryapplication, and all the Girlfriend releases have always conflicted with it.I hear the DrinkingBuddies won't crash if you run Girlfriend in background mode with the sound switchedoff. But I'm embarrassed to say that I can't find the …

Of course I love ya darling your a bloody top notch bird and when I say ur gorgeous I mean every single word   So ya bum is on the big side I dont mind a bit of flab it means that when I'm ready there's somethin there to grab   So your belly isn't flat no more I tell ya, I dont care so long as when I cuddle ya I can get my arms around there   No sheila who is your age has nice round perky breasts they just gave into gravity but I know ya did ya best   …