If you havent noticed there has been a credit system installed on DirtytubeHQ for quite some time now, but we have never really told you what there used for. So now is the time with the up coming launch of our online store. What we decided is that instead of charging you to buy stuff from the store we will exchange your credits that you earn to purchase items. Look at it like this, your credits earnt on DirtytubeHQ are classed as cash that you can buy …

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Technical Support NeededDesperately seeking technical support: I'm currently running the latest version of Girlfriend and havingsome problems. I've heen running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 all along as my primaryapplication, and all the Girlfriend releases have always conflicted with it.I hear the DrinkingBuddies won't crash if you run Girlfriend in background mode with the sound switchedoff. But I'm embarrassed to say that I can't find the …

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Nova stood a little apart from the eagerly expectant groups of people at the arrivals lounge. Some had placcards with names and greetings while others had children bouncing on their toes to see who was walking throught the gate. Nova stood apart and waited, her stomach churning with anticipation and nervous energy. She had seen the screen flick over and the flight number designated as "Landed" so her fevered hands clenched and unclenched in her a …