You're away on business, you don't know a soul in this town, you're stuck up in your hotel room, alone and lonely (and getting abit horny) and because you are a not a cheating scumbag and this isn't Up in the Air, you pick up the phone to call your honey at home in the hopes of a little cellular nookie. But it goes something like this: "I just called, to say, I… um… uh, I was thinking that we could, you know…oh, never mind. How's the weather where you
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