You're away on business, you don't know a soul in this town, you're stuck up in your hotel room, alone and lonely (and getting abit horny) and because you are a not a cheating scumbag and this isn't Up in the Air, you pick up the phone to call your honey at home in the hopes of a little cellular nookie. But it goes something like this: "I just called, to say, I… um… uh, I was thinking that we could, you know…oh, never mind. How's the weather where you …

Well for those of you who don't know me, I am a BBW escort and currently in the beautiful Brisbane. I have had several people call me upset as I am not taking any last minute calls.  I am so sorry people, but I need to arrange my schedule so that I can organise all the prepaid bookings to their desired time.   I do not see heaps of people each day and I will not be tempted by larger amounts of money.  Yes I admit that some pay an added fee to be the fi …

  Alcohol, it definitely sends us to a whole new level. As for sex it creates a spark that just makes you want it, hence the 1 night stand. I mean honestly who has woken up after a night out on the turps and not really known for sure who it is your laying next to? I've known girls that have had backup roots just in case they didn't pick up, but most of the time they did and just went for seconds, and sometimes 3rds and 4ths. Have a look at these alcoh …

Well finally here I am in my new blog...... Thanks DirtytubeHQ!! I will pop in here from time to time to share some of my adventures and perhaps give you some of my thoughts on certain topics.Why not submit some topics for me to discuss!  Perhaps you want to know more about a particular subject.   Hope to hear from you all soon!!!   Miss T

  Theres been alot of hype behind this supposed nude scandal and still from what ive heard, they are still claiming there fakes.   Now here are all the photos that have emerged over the weeks UNCENSORED!!!!!!!   Check them out and you be the judge.                       More photos to come.

  A beautifully set table is enhanced when you learn these simple napkin folding skills, or You can use this as an amazing dinner party trick. This is a simple step by step guide how to fold napkin as an erect penis. Enjoy!      

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  Answer these 8 questions to find where your orgasm knowledge needs fine tuning, then use the suggested answers from our quiz. 1. Do you come regularly when you masturbate? Yes = red       No = blue 2. Ever asked your partner to try something ….er creative? Yes = green     No = red 3. Do you find explaining your turn-ons easy? Yes = blue         No = red 4. Do you devour sex features in magazines? Yes = green        No = blue 5. Are you an …

    Well this isnt something you see every day, or maybe it is (lucky bugger). Either way the camera man was in the right spot at the right time, and for that we thank you. Now im not sure if some random dude just cruised over and flashed his junk or its her partner, interpreter please, LMFAO. But either way its a show i wouldnt mind watching and even trying to join in, hell who wouldnt.   Check out the video below. Dont look away, shes a pouncer LOL …

      This video explains exactly what Booty World Cup is all about. BIG BOOTY, and presentation is the key.   More details will be posted soon, for now check that big bang'n booty below.          

Scientists at MIT (Mammary Institute of Technology) have discovered a new force, quite possibly the most powerful yet. Researchers have dubbed this new force "breast gravity." It is the nearly irresistible force that draws men's eyes down to women's breasts."The idea came to me out of the blue," says team leader Frank Leerer. "I was walking along the beach with a colleague of mine, and we saw a woman in a string bikini. 'Check out the globes on her!' h …

  Stumbled across this video and just had to share it with you.   Hope you enjoy it!!!!  

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  With all the demands of modern life many couples can find it hard to schedule in time to have sex. Sex in the early days is when you meet someone and fall in love, and your whole life revolves around getting to know them better, particularly their body.   After a while, however, you realise love won't pay the bills and you settle down to 'normal' life. This is generally when sex becomes something you do at night in bed - preferably before you fall as …

I have a naughty little desire for tease and denial. I just love to watch your member grow rock hard as you watch me grind in front of you, slowly stripping off my clothes. Reaching and trying to feel my silky smooth skin, only to be turned down with a seductive smile and a wink. *giggles* Running my hands over the large bugle in your pants as my fingernails send shivers up your spine. I just love to watch your eyes light up each time you get mo …

  When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend's  father, who I believe suspected me of wanting to place my hands on his  daughter's chest. He would open the door and immediately affect a  good-naturely murderous expression, holding out a handshake that, when  gripped, felt like it could squeeze carbon into diamonds Now, years later, it is my turn to be the dad. Remembering how unfairly  persecuted I felt when I would pick up my da …

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Now every bloke can admit that boobs are freakin' fantastic. They're great eye candy and nice to touch and what's better is that boobs have more tricks up their sleeve. And to prove it we've found clips that show some impressive titty tricks, from unscrewing beer bottles to squashing beer cans with massive cans. God bless chest-cushions! Warning - May cause arousal!

Is sexual fantasy a useful way to enhance relationships and build intimacy or the last resort of the lonely and desperate?What are sexual fantasies? Fantasies are daydreams. Imaginary visions. Whimsical speculations. Wishful thinking. Everybody fantasises at some level. If you've ever imagined what you'd do if you won the lottery, you've used fantasy. Fantasy is a fundamental part of human nature. We see active imagination as healthy in children (watch …

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